My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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