can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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