I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
BRING THE BAGELS
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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