need another drink. this is the easiest way
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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