if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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