so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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