Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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