Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
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