It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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