I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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