the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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