3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
