she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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