that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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