...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
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I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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