Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
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