And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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