Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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