We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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