I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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