I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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