The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
