sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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