I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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