I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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