I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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