do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Randomize
