I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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