found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
its not stalking. its research.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Randomize
