Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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