Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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