She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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