I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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