Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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