I want to have your abortion
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
you would pick up someone in the library
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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