I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
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