I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Drunk is a universal language darling
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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