This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
