we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I woke up under a house in Key West
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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