I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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