Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
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