If i come over, it means nothing
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
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