It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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