I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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