only if we run a train.
done.
sarcasm needs its own font
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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