I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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