went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
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