Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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