She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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