Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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