She said her name was "party"
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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