none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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