well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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