Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Randomize
