saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
